BEYONCÉ NOTICEABLY REMOVED FROM DIDDY LAWSUIT

People need to do better and stop bringing the Carters into their conversation. They will threaten you, your mother, AND your dog, if you try to take them down under false pretences. You will be left with NOTHING! No home to sleep in. No clothes on your back. No food in your stomach. You will be left totally penniless. By the time they sue the skin off your back, your life just wouldn't be worth living.

The Diddy accuser who claimed Beyoncé and Jay-Z saw him at one of Diddy's "freak off" parties in Miami, has just filed an amended lawsuit, according to TMZ. In the new docs, Manzaro Joseph magically poofs Beyoncé and her husband from the filing, but is still pursuing Diddy in court. So just as I correctly suspected, Beyoncé did not witness a drugged-up man wearing a penis mask. Ha!

Is lying on someone as rich and powerful as the Carters really worth it? Obviously, it is done in the hopes of a massive payout, or a ballsy lawyer wanting to see their downfall (and winning some clout along the way). But if you can't prove that Beyonce and Jay-Z were where you said they were, there just isn't any point going down that road. You will lose big time.

And on that note, lying in lawsuits should be a felony.