Sunday, March 30, 2025

JESSICA SIMPSON DRINKS SNAKE JUICE TO REVIVE HER VOCALS...

At the recommendation of her vocal coach, Jessica Simpson told her Instagram followers over the weekend that she's currently drinking a Chinese herb cocktail. Specifically, one mixed with snake sperm to get her vocals back in top nick. Eek! 

Jessica was once a singer's singer back in the late 90s during a time when Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Mandy Moore were making their mark. The revival of teen pop was heavy in the air but Jessica, who was raised in the church, wasn't trying to sell a sexualized image or become a pop pin-up. She just wanted her vocals to take center stage while singing cheesy love songs with Nick Lachey! 

Despite having a great voice and some cute songs, she was never able to sustain the high profile career enjoyed by her peers. Many would assume her music career was a thing of the past like Rihanna's. 

As we know, Ri has become a self-made billionaire building a successful empire with make-up and lingerie. Jess has done extremely well with her clothing line. Call me a cynic but returning to music just seems like taking a few steps back, and drinking nut from a snake isn't going to change that!

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